the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
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You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
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WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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