Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
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I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
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Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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