does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
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its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
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I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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