so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
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RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
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I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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