no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
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No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
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His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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