Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
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I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
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Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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