STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
honey bunches of taint.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
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Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
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No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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