are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
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True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
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The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
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I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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