He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
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You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
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Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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