Why are handjobs necessary in class?
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
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After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
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Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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