i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
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Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
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I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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