he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
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Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
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I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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