So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
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2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
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and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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