I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
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He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
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A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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