you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
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Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
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I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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