Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
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i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
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I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
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