all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
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Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
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We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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