Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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