then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
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You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
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I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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