If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
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