just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
I checked into jail on foursquare
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
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She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
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Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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