Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
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That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
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Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
did i just pee glitter
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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