Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
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Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
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I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
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