At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
high people should be assigned attendants
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
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it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
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There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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