He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
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I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
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Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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