I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
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Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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