I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
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I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
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We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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