Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
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I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
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I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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