He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
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I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
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Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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