When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
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You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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