why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
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idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
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New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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