i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
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We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
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yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
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I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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