It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
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Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
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yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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