if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
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She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
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You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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