Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
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The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
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IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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