WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
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kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
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and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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