i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
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she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
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Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
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