You're so nebulous sometimes
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
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successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
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REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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