So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
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U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
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If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
i believe in u and ur pee
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