I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
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When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
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Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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