hotel room ftw
he thought i was a dude.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
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1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
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I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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