guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
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your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
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There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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