it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
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don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
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It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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