Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
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oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
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My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
How does one acquire holy water?
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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