hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
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I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
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I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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