no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
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My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
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i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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