wat bout pragnant strippers??
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
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Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
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Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
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