No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
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This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
sick fucks of a feather flock together
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
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he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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