So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
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when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
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if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
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