Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
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Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
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I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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