but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
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i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
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You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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